adj. Having to do with the hoo-hoo-dilly.
Real citation: "Is everything about everybody really about their mothers? All right, about the other thing. For a guy like that, he's goin' out with a woman, he could technically not have penisary contact with her volvo."
(Tony Soprano, "Mergers and Acquisitions," Nov. 3, 2002, The Sopranos)
Made-up citation: "In this house, 'assume the proper perpendicular penisary position' is not an acceptable way to say 'sit up straight.'"