sweet mother of pancakes

exclamation. The sweet, pure, blessed MILF of pancakes is a beneficent goddess indeed, and her holy name is most worthy of shouting inappropriately on street corners.

Related terms: sweet mother of all logic, sweet mother of all that is good and pure, sweet mother of all things good and sturdy, sweet mother of all things holy, sweet mother of billiard balls, sweet mother of Christ, sweet mother of crap, sweet mother of Fluffy, sweet mother of fuck, sweet mother of fucker, sweet mother of God and our Mother Mary, sweet mother of hell, sweet mother of intestine, sweet mother of invention, sweet mother of jelly, sweet mother of Jesus, sweet mother of mammaries, sweet mother of Marmaduke, sweet mother of mayonnaise, sweet mother of mercy, sweet mother of Mickey, sweet mother of Moses, sweet mother of pearl, sweet mother of Pete, sweet mother of potatoes, sweet mother of shit, sweet mother of Zeus.

Real citation: "Sweet mother of pancakes... this has to be one of the funniest damn things I've ever seen in my life."
(Jamie, July 7, 2005, Freekicks from the Poobah, fellrath.blogspot.com/2005/07/triumph-insult-comic-dog-nails-star.html)

Made-up citation: "Sweet mother of pancakes... I have too much work and too much snot and gunk and brain fluid gushing out my nose. And I'm having a bad hair week. Kill me yesterday."