noun. Also known by the less catchy terms “fornication-capades” and “hot-buttered-monkey-sex-capades.”
Real citation: "Yes, your name is certainly on the tip of everyone's tongue, overshadowing even the latest Clinton fuck-capades."
(Biil Palmjob, Feb. 12, 1998, http://groups.google.com/group/alt.genius.bill-palmer/msg/08c2ef1243a40879)
Made-up citation: "Memo to the producers of Lost: fewer evil, meaningless smoke-monsters and more fuck-capades please."