noun. Well pull my plug and call me Sweetie!
Real citation: "If you want to eat this cupcake, make sure you share it with someone! I documented the dissection process here and wrote about my spiral into sugar coma-ness."
(roboppy, "Sugar Dudes," http://www.flickr.com/photos/arte/6090938/in/set-112574/)
Made-up citation: "If collapsing into a drool-filled puddle of non-dentist-approved sugar coma-ness is wrong, I don't want to be right. Or sentient."