Thursday, December 22, 2005

holy buttered crap on a stick

exclamation. A holier, crappier, stickier version of "Holy shit!"--with extra butter, please.

Related terms: holy buttered baby Jesus, holy buttered Batcakes, holy buttered beaver, holy buttered biscuits, holy buttered Buddha, holy buttered Christ, holy buttered crackers, holy buttered crap on toast, holy buttered crust, holy buttered monkey bums, holy buttered onions, holy buttered popcorn, holy buttered scones for tea, holy buttered shit, holy buttered shitbiscuit.

Real citation: "Holy buttered crap on a stick, listen to yourselves. Can you even read what you post? You prove the man's point."
(RHJunior, Sept. 15, 2003, A Small Victory, http://asmallvictory.net/archives/004653.html)

Made-up citation: "I'm equally offended by 'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays'--I pitch a 24-carat hissy-fit if I'm not greeted with 'Holy Buttered Crap on a Stick!' by my servants and spawn."

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