Thursday, January 19, 2006

hair tossy

adj. Since cutting my long, flowing locks, I can no longer engage in this kind of sultry behavior. Which is probably for the best. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Real citation: "Cindy is doing a lot more pouty sexy hair tossy things in this one, so maybe the guys will like it more."
("Not my favorite, but still really good," Aug. 7, 2003, www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2D9TA1EYXA9KR/002-6742189-6220830)

Made-up citation: "Hair-tossiness may be genetic, like heart disease and a yen for pea soup."

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