infangelina

noun. The crotchfruit of the most holy womb of Angelina Jolie. Mmm...holy womb, Batman.

Related terms: Brangelina, vagilina, Federletus.

Real citation: "We will need special goggles. No, the goggles won't protect us. We'll need artists, great artists, who'll sacrifice their eyes for one brief gaze upon the Brangelina infant (or, as we like to call it, the Infangelina), sketch its glory quickly, then spend their rest of their lives as blind babbling fools, jibbering in some monastery somewhere."
(Jan. 18, 2006, Fametracker, http://www.fametracker.com/fame_audit/infangelina.shtml)

Made-up citation: "I just wanted to say that finding 'infangelina' makes me giddy as a schoolgirl when the sailboats dock. It sounds like an adorable, fanged baby of death that will probably chew all our throats out. Maybe when the infangelina grows up, it will be part of an intifada. Or it might attend a pharmaceutical program and become a very handy medication that cures the bird flu and stuff."