noun. Do-it-yourself proctology of the most unseemly sort.
Real citation: "First off, so far this season Enterprise hasn't been that bad, reduced Vulcan bashing, continuity arguments and ass-pullery. But all was undone with this episode."
(The Spider Mastermind, March 23, 2004, http://mst.dark-omens.com/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=2&t=1780)
Made-up citation: "Oh, hi there. I study Political Science at Fordham: I'm investigating problematic issues in advanced ass-pullery."