idiom. My metaphorical nethergarments remain firmly and sadly in place.
Real citation: "It didn't suck, but it's not blowing my panties off, either (I couldn't think of a quick one word opposite of suck, unfortunately)."
(dreamy, "5-5: "Out of the Box" 2005.10.27," Oct. 27, 2005, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3132147&view=findpost&p=3864991)
Made-up citation: "According to a Time magazine poll, the Bush administration is not exactly blowing the panties off approximately a gazillion Americans with brains."