noun. Heh. Fuckwiener.
Real citation: "YOU MAY ALREADY BE A FUCKWIENER!"
(Dec. 4, 2005, rabbit blog, http://www.rabbitblog.com/
Made-up citation: "Very few of Emily Dickinson's poems rhymed 'fuckwiener' with 'duck cleaner,' though scholars of American literature agree that this important poet believed ducks should be well-groomed at all times."