Thursday, January 05, 2006

jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat

noun. Roughly translated, this amounts to a big bucket o' nada.

Real citation: "I don't know if April Cummings does her own research or reads from a scripted newscast, but someone at KRON is clearly uneducated jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat about anarchism."
(Sholom Keller, July 10, 2005, San Francisco Independent Media Center)

Made-up citation: "Mathematicians at a local university are working to find a number between zero and jack-diddly-fucking-shit-squat. For mathematicians, they're not very smart."

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dear Mark,

This is a truly great blog. Pity I only discovered it now.

Best,
Bert the Anonymous

Important P.S.
Could you please send me your private email address? I've got a very serious proposal indeed. (Do not fear spam or anything nasty.)

Anonymous said...

P.S. to the previous comment by Bert the Anonymous

You probably need to know my email address:

bert dot cappelle at-sign kuleuven-kortrijk dot be
(no spaces)