newsdude

noun. Anchorman; newsman; newsguy; news-stud; newsfeller; newsmonkey.

Real citation: "Dan Rather (newsdude who stood in the desert during the [first] Gulf War trying to hint to Saddam where the SCUDS landed so he could do better next time...and apparently has pulled other sleazy shit since): he's an asshole. "
(Paula Light, Jan. 12, 2005, Ultrablog,
http://paulalight.blogspot.com/2005_01_01_
paulalight_archive.html#110556726320310836)

Made-up citation: "Rare is the newsdude who is not a newsdouche as well."