screaming leftist unbiblical liberal

noun. As far as I can tell, this is roughly equivalent to "sleazy Satanic hellbeast of shit."

A few feet from Jarboe stood Robert Eckhardt, a professor of developmental genetics and evolutionary morphology at Penn State. Eckhardt had spoken at the press conference about the central role of evolution in biology. "The idea that intelligent design is a powerful upwelling of controversy within the scientific community is absolute nonsense," he said. Jarboe was unfazed by Eckhardt's expertise; he called him a "screaming leftist unbiblical liberal."
(Carl Jarboe quoted by Michael Goldberg, "The new Monkey Trial," Salon, http://salon.com/news/feature/2005/01/10/evolution/print.html)

Made-up citation: "I've never been called a screaming leftist unbiblical liberal, but the day is young."