adj. This could mean spatula-wielding, spatula-loving, spatula-fondling, spatula-collecting, spatula-dependent, spatula-shaped, or even spatula-wacky.
Real citation: “You mean my spatula-istic tendencies alone could qualify me?!? Who knew?”
(StoryTyler, Nov. 16, 2000, http://fff.fathom.org/forums/showthread.php?threadid=5493)
Made-up citation: "As the Bible says, 'A spatula-istic spouse is preferable to a squeegee-tacular stalker.'"