noun. A genre of teen-oriented pop music with equal parts Christian moral uprightness and sticky, porny downlowness.
Real citation: "Is it just us, or is Ashlee Simpson's 'La La' a total masterpiece of teen Christian-porn pop? Ok, it's probably just us. But the Acid Reflux Queen did one of the most memorable live TV gigs in history at the Orange Bowl in Miami on January 4th, screeching 'La La' like Geddy Lee getting a nipple twister from pliers-wielding polar bears."
("Ashlee's Nightmare," Rolling Stone, Issue 966, Jan. 27, 2005)
Made-up citation: "My new band is a spunky mix of teen Christian-porn pop, William Shatner, and angry parakeets."
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