non-meepitude

noun. 1. A complete lack of meep-oriented activity. 2. Sweet merciful monkey balls, I have no idea.

Real citation: “When you sent out a call for helpers originally I was still in the 'eek, there will be people there, so I'd best not go' mood; now I'm feeling somewhat more sociable I have my day already arranged. Poot, I say. I'd be up for a group Science Museum trip though (assuming continuation of current non-meepitude).”
(gnimmel, Oct. 11, 2003, Livejournal, http://www.livejournal.com/users/gnimmel/52229.html)

Made-up citation: "How many Sylvia Plath poems rhyme 'non-meepitude' with 'mega-creepitude'?"