Tuesday, June 30, 2009

electro-torture-ologist

noun. Has a somewhat different specialty than the much sought-after electro-cuddling-ologist.

Real citation: "back from my electro-torture-ologist"
(June 10, 2009, Kathryn Winters, Twitter, http://twitter.com/kathrynwint/statuses/2109237053)

Made-up citation: "I presume an electro-torture-ologist engages in deforesting of the nether-regions... Do they do butt hair too? I'm asking for a friend."

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