Saturday, June 13, 2009

butthole-iest

noun. A word I pray is not used in my obituary.

Real citation: "Grrr! There are 4 bands I won't be seeing this year, thanks to living in Columbus. (Musicians tend to avoid Ohio's butthole-iest city.)"
(June 11, 2009, Twitter, http://twitter.com/justinthemighty/statuses/2114347726)

Made-up citation: "Few people know this, but Aquaman is by far the butthole-iest superhero in the world. Is the culprit water on the brain--or too many mind-numbing telepathic conversations with fish? Actually, Lex Luther hit him in the head with an ax, and poor fish-boy hasn't been the same since."

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