besnorkled

adj. Like bepancaked, but not as breakfast-y.

Real citation: "When you plumb in the jacuzzi for the hedgehog you'll get stung.
If you're a low user then it should only be good for you, and you're in control (to a large extent, not entirely) how much you spend on water.
The besnorkled one should bound into view soon enough."
(Jan. 7, 2008, Downsizer.net, http://forum.downsizer.net/about28581-0.html&sid=a13f8214c3f07eef82b85138ac5c347b)

Made-up citation: "Behold the besnorkled buffoon! This human zoo is awesome."