atomic space wedgie

noun phrase. I knew there was a reason I'm not an astronaut.

Real citation: "Hell, it's an atomic space wedgie so bad it goes right up the universe's crack and it's coming out its mouth "
(Jan. 12, 2005, The Nightstar Zoo, http://zoo.nightstar.net/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=10950&view=previous)

Made-up citation: "If the new Star Trek wiped out the old timeline, does mean Chekov never gave the atomic space wedgie to Picard?"