cutesy-pooitude

noun. Preferable to dog-pooitude, even when the dog is a cutesy-poo cockapoo.

Real citation: "But comic strips do tend towards sentimental mawkishness over time. I hope Lio isn’t getting dumped on for its sticky-sweet cutesy-pooitude by the ‘Mudges of 2034."
(March 15, 2009, The Comics Curmudgeon, http://joshreads.com/?p=2298)

Made-up citation: "As a rule, I detest and vehemently pooh-pooh all forms of cutesy-pooitude, except where dogs are concerned, because I have seen some dogs so cute that I almost suffered a stroke, or an aneurysm, or whatever qualifies as a cute-pocalypse these days."