adj. Even sod needs a mommy... Adopt a sod today.
Real citation: "Oh my sod-mothering heavens. I have just played the Tristan Chord on Wagner's Steinway. A piano Liszt played also. And Rubinstein. *faints*"
(June 28, 2009, Stephen Fry, http://twitter.com/stephenfry/statuses/2369926238)
Made-up citation: "You are a sod-mothering, ass-hatting, leg-humping lump of leprous loogies, sources say."