Monday, June 08, 2009

non-horndoggy-interactivity

adj. Describes the kind of sophisticated, professional relationship that involves approximately zero horndogs and absolutely no horncats.

Real citation: "ETA: I thought it was her, then went no. Then looked again. Then went maybe. Then went no. Then compared caps and went no. Then saw everyone in fandom flailing about it and went maybe. Then watched the hotel scene again and went HOLY CRAP because the whole answering the door in her underwear is a smokescreen to distract Dean and Bobby from noticing her face, just like the name correction is a smokescreen to hide Sam's ... whatsit. No, not that. Um. non-horndoggy-interactivity with her. I don't buy Sam/Ruby for a second there, not even if it came with free chips and a toy. :-P"
(Sept. 21, 2008, Livejournal, http://kroki-refur.livejournal.com/231600.html?page=5)

Made-up citation: "I demand non-horndoggy-interactivity in the workplace, which is why I also demand all my employees work at home, where we can exchange services, memos, fluids, and lawsuits in the proper environment."

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