Thursday, June 11, 2009

atomic-wedgie-proof

adj. A fine quality in unmentionables and space suits.

Real citation: "I found atomic-wedgie-proof running shorts. I now consider today a victory."
(June 8, 2009, Marne Zollinger, Twitter, http://twitter.com/marnedz/status/2079889444)

Made-up citation: "All my undies are atomic-wedgie-proof, in accordance with the Geneva conventions."

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