slightly-pseudo-semi-Jennifer-Connelly-like-inspired-ish-esque

adj. If we reach deep into this pile of words with the jaws of life and a pitchfork, we may find Jennifer Connolly.

Real citation: "@NejWej I love the new picture--slightly-pseudo-semi jennifer connolly-like-inspered-ish-esque! Cute Cute Cuteeeeeeees!"
(June 13, 2009, jadeleflore, Twitter, http://twitter.com/jadeleflore/statuses/2156053859)

Made-up citation: "If mail-order-bride catalogs contained descriptions as specific as 'slightly-pseudo-semi-Jennifer-Connelly-like-inspired-ish-esque', we might not have to shut down the mail-order-bride factory. Frickin' economy!"