adj. Not a quality I appreciate in underoos.
Real citation: "#crapsuperpowers the ability to fly for 12 hrs a time, but ONLY after you've received a super-mega-butt-crack-destroying old timey wedgie"
(June 9, 2009, Chester McNabb, Twitter, http://twitter.com/chetoftheundead/status/2100293084)
Made-up citation: "Anyone want to buy a pair of hardly used, mint condition, super-mega-butt-crack-destroying nethergarments? These deals won't last!"