Monday, June 29, 2009


adj. Not a quality I appreciate in underoos.

Real citation: "#crapsuperpowers the ability to fly for 12 hrs a time, but ONLY after you've received a super-mega-butt-crack-destroying old timey wedgie"
(June 9, 2009, Chester McNabb, Twitter,

Made-up citation: "Anyone want to buy a pair of hardly used, mint condition, super-mega-butt-crack-destroying nethergarments? These deals won't last!"

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