adj. Less hairy then the Yeti (or my cousin Freddie).
Real citation: "oh wow, a non-bigfoot sighting-esque shot of dear william."
(Feb. 2, 2009, Livejournal, http://jabberworks.livejournal.com/168502.html)
Made-up citation: "My appearance is considerably more non-bigfoot sighting-esque than 10 years ago, when I was a Grateful Dead fan moonlighting as a werewolf with grooming issues. And I'll tell you, those full-body Brazilians are worth every penny."