Paula Abdul-usional

adj. A specific mental condition not available at this time to Ricardo Montalban.

Real citation: "Soundbite: Paula Abdul-usional
Paula Abdul: I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am."

(July 6, 2007, Blind Item Collective, http://blinditems.typepad.com/dish/2007/07/soundbite-paula.html)

Made-up citation: "I often feel Paula Abdul-usional in the morning... *crickets chirping* Oh, come on, guys. Like every middle linebacker doesn't feel the same way!"