noun. A pernicious purveyor of noogies and constant companion of the wedgie-monger.
Real citation: "Noogie-monger"
(June 18, 2003, BladeGash Forums, http://www.bladegash.net/forums/printthread.php?t=3549&pp=15&page=109)
Made-up citation: "It's hard to let go of the past, especially when you've been a notorious noogie-monger on five continents, like me. I wish I could un-noogie all my victims, but I can't. No one forgets a noogie, not even the nuns..."