Sunday, November 23, 2008


noun. Hey soul-suckers! I have someone you're gonna wanna know...

Real citation: "Another one swallowed up by a soul-sucking mainstream game company...
A fellow soul-suckee."
(Jan. 25, 2008, GarageGames,

Made-up citation: "Though I don't believe in souls, ghosts, or were-proctologists, even I felt like a sad, stammering soul-suckee after grad school, clutching my dissertation in one hand and a bucket of grain alcohol in the other. By Odin's ravens, you don't want to know what my feet were clutching."

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