Real citation: "What would that make him? A were-proctologist?"
(May 12, 2001, Keenspot, http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=7313)
Made-up citation: "I've been trying to think of all the canines... Dogs, wolves, and foxes are easy. Then there's the proud dingo and the wily coyote. Can't forget were-proctologists and hyenas, two deadly predators who make even stoic critters jittery. What about jackals? Can anyone help me with this?"