Real citation: "Poor HuffnPuff she has to make herself viable for some reason every election year...no matter what party she decides to join at the time...at least in her mind...and some of her loony ilk-hood."
(June 19, 2007, NewsBusters, http://newsbusters.org/node/13583)
Made-up citation: "I'm always looking for people of my ilk, people whose ilk-hood I can understand. My non-ilk hate me; I've been tossed out of ilks before. Ilkiness is hard to identify, but when I see some good ilk, I know it."