noun. Romance at last. At long last, my sweet lobby monkey...
Real citation: "McCain and (We're the First! We're the First!) Schtup-a-Lobbyistgate: A Lot of Questions"
(Feb. 20, 2008, Hoffmania!, http://www.hoffmania.com/blog/2008/02/mccain-and-were.html)
Made-up citation: "The ramifications of Schtup-a-lobbyistgate are still being felt in the tri-state area, where the schtupped and the unschtupped, the lobbied and the unlobbied, live out their dreams."