police-erazzi

noun. Cops with cameras. It's kooky.

Real citation: "Jenna, I'm glad to hear that you had a relatively successful, and entertaining(?), stint with public transportation today. :o) What would have made the story a stand-up comedy routine would be if Policeman #1 were actually the sketchball from your previous encounters! Haha! Oh, well. Maybe these policemen can be referred to as the 'Police-erazzi' from now on. :oD"
(Aug. 27, 2008, Final Four Women, http://finalfourwomen.blogspot.com/2008/08/bus-15-jenna-05.html)

Made-up citation: "I'm rewatching The Wire, season four. There is very little mention of the police-erazzi. In eight years of Catholic school, I also never heard them mentioned. Maybe it's a conspiracy. Or am I just drunk?"