disastro-catastro-pheeeeeeee

noun. A quantity of no-good-ness that can only be measured with the catastrometer.

Real citation: "Disatro-catasro-pheeeeeeee
GAG ME.
My mom is in the hospital for a few days. I opened this blog at the time we rushed her to the ER."
(Feb. 9, 2008, Trials and Tribulations, http://shootthepirate.blogspot.com/2008/02/disatro-catasro-pheeeeeeee.html)

Made-up citation: "I've been making many toasts this week, like 'America: Not assholes 100% of the time!' and 'Finally, our long national disastro-catastro-pheeeeeeee is over.'"