adj. Hairball-y. A little mythology-y too.
Real citation: "GREAT CAESAR'S GHOST!!!!
Your new photo is SASQUATCHTASTIC!"
(Feb. 1, 2007, MySpace, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=45796020)
Made-up citation: "My dog is so unprepared for the Chicago winter; he has never been mistaken for a sasquatchtastic beast. Fortunately, he pees and poos like a Christmas miracle, or a speeding bullet, whichever is faster."