adj. Under the fat and the crap, there could be a compliment. Or an insult. Or a typo. Or a frightened rabbit, looking for a home.
Real citation: "09.21.08 - This is the day I turned twenty-three years old. Fat-crappy-tastic!"
(Sandra Buensalida, MySpace, http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=4989932)
Made-up citation: "I don't know how I'm going to get through this week, waiting for the series finale of The Shield. I may have to engage in heinous, ungodly, fat-crappy-tastic words and deeds. Anything to take my mind off Vic Mackey and his bald head and his terrible fate!"