adj. Minimally baked--like a crack pipe dream.
Real citation: "UPDATE: 1/19/08) Canada has just issued a semi-quasi-half-baked apology for including the U.S. on their 'Torture Watch List. (but we're still on it)'"
(Jan. 19, 2008, Carpe Baloney, http://carpebaloney.blogspot.com/2008/01/olio-n-miscellaneous-collectionas-below.html)
Made-up citation: "Enough! I'm tired of your semi-quasi-half-baked plans for world domination and damsel endangerment. What kind of secret lair of evil geniuses is this? We couldn't mwah-ha-ha our way out of a paper bag."