quasi-incesterrific

adj. Mmmm…smell the semi-incest-tastic-ness.

Real citation: “Like everyone else, I suspected something was up with Johnny the moment I saw that Dean Winters had been added to the main credits. Then the hints about Janet's new boyfriend sealed the deal. That, plus Deer/Maggie are a bit too quasi-incesterrific for me, but I can deal if it means more Shirtless!Dean. Mmm, yes.”
(wisteria, “Rescue Me,” May 30, 2006, Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3130552&view=findpost&p=5378201)

Made-up citation: "If you're looking for quasi-incesterrific headgames and a bottomless cup of crack, then you can lean on me, Winston."