noun. One part cock, three parts poo. I’m speaking of cocker spaniels and poodles--obviously!--so get your mind, body, and soul out of the gutter, before it's too late.
Related terms: poocockapoopoo, poopoopoocock.
Real citation: “Awwww, but if she's 3/4 poodle it should be a cockapoopoopoo. NT”
(Feb. 5, 2007, Animal House, http://forums.jokersupdates.com/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Board=animalhouse&Number=5117968)
Made-up citation: "Please adopt these cockapoopoopoo puppies, who are so ashamed of their breed. Give them a home and tell them they're beagles or big hamsters."