noun. Balls go bye-bye! No more wrinklies for you, cowboy.
Real citation: “kitty is away at the vet's for a couple of days, getting a checkup on his injuries and a ballsac-ectomy.”
(May 23, 2007, Quiver of Eros, http://quiveroferos.blogspot.com/2007/05/rococo-bits.html)
Made-up citation: "Thank you for applying to be a member of the Democratic party. Please walk this way, and we'll provide you with a mandatory ballsacectomy and a complimentary hat."