Sunday, September 16, 2007


noun. The pride and throbbing joy of shitting where you eat. Er...owning where you live. Or having a boner where you live. In any case, the issue of boner ownership is straining America's moral fiber and pants.

Related terms: bonership society.

Real citation: “Got the homestead paperworks filed, which marks the last stamp on home-bonership. We can now safely file taxes next year. Next step? Driver's licenses. (Maybe this time I won't wear a turtleneck)”
(Nov. 24, 2004,

Made-up citation: "My goals are simple: fatherhood, home-bonership, and eating a ball of cheese the size of my head."

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