Real citation: “I had thought of that already, but it's was too late. I saw that the PS3 had a limited edition. Oblivion has been keeping me occupied on my PS3 lately. I didn't mean to come off as Tamponistic, I just miss my 360 and and my normal droogs that I hang with.”
(May 3, 2007, Video Game Forums, http://www.video-game-forums.com/action-shooter-game-discussion/59295-spider-man-3-360-a-4.html)
Made-up citation: "A new study reveals that men are just as tamponistic as women. The genius of men is we do it without the tampon. The genius of women is that they don't kill the men, lop off our heads, scoop out the brains, and eat ice cream out of our skulls."