noun. A Christian who is a wad. What are the chances!
Real citation: “I happen to agree with this statement. But don't tell any dopey Christwad it's "just a tree" that we could all do fine with or without.”
(Dec. 13, 2006, http://forums.thestranger.com/showpost.php?p=28696&postcount=20)
Made-up citation: "I wouldn't date a Christwad or Allahwad. However, I am open to selected romantic overtures from Jew-wads, Buddhawads, spiritualwads, and Odinwads."