noun. A skanky...phone? My expertise has limits.
Related term: boobamaphone.
Real citation : “skankamaphone is a word in my world. yup yup. it's my favoritest invention ever. someday it shall be in the dictionary...maybe.”
(wonkykitten, April 5, 2002, deviantART, http://cucumber110.deviantart.com/)
Made-up citation: "I love Emily Dickinson. My favorite poem is the one where she rhymes 'skankamaphone' and 'sardonica bone.' What do you mean that sounds like all of her poems?"