noun. For the jailed, this metaphorical shiv might be the sharpest of all.
Real citation: “Although I found the whole conjugal-visit-interruptus funny, I seriously do not need to see the two of them having sex again. Ever. That was really an "OH MY EYES!" experience for me.”
(bahamarita, Aug. 2, 2006, “Rescue Me,” Television Without Pity, http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?s=&showtopic=3130552&view=findpost&p=5767343)
Made-up citation: "Many problems plague our prisons. Conjugal-visit-interruptus and inadequate art classes are not high on the list."