noun. Tender hearts and minds may prefer a more tasteful alternative such as "sex pig" or "fornication swine."
Real citation: “i went for a haircut, and it was terrible i practically screamed and glared at the fuckpork who destroyed my hair, only to come out weeping like an idiot.”
(Jan. 9, 2006, http://tanmeili.blogspot.com/2006/01/if.html)
Made-up citation: "According to linguists, zoologists, and sex columnists, a 'drooling fuckpork'--as they say in the tristate region--has not necessarily known a hog Biblically."