adj. Bestinked by a Pepe le Pew type.
Real citation: "Readers will laugh at your horrified reaction as your beskunked dog returns to frolic with you -- and learn from your section on hiking safety for pets (including the equipment every hiker needs when taking pets on the trail)."
(Moira Allen, "Writing (and Selling) Personal Experience Articles," http://www.writing-world.com/freelance/personal.shtml)
Made-up citation: "My apartment has a beskunked aroma... Does that make me the skunk? I'll just blame it on the dog."