anti-anti-lap-dance

adj. Two negatives equal a positive. And, evidently, a lap dance.

Real citation: "Not sure what else they have cooking, or whether it is their church group driving this, but it is odd that Nickels is doing this as he originally ran as someone opposed to such bullshit. But their seems to be a backlash coming - the anti anti-lap-dance initiative will be on the ballot and got three times the number of signatures they needed in an incredibly short time, Licata forced the Mayor to start a JAT oversight group made up of club owners and neighborhood folks, and the press is going after the King County Dept of Health questioning how the smoking ban will actually be enforced."
(Fuzed, Nov. 11, 2005, http://forums.thestranger.com/archive/index.php/t-1531.html)

Made-up citation: "Much to his chagrin, Mark Strand has not been able to work 'anti-anti-lap-dance' into a poignant, meditative poem."