noun. Ratfuck for kindergartners.
Real citation: "Here we have a man accused of breaking into their house in the middle of the night, abducting their daughter, and doing all sorts of nasty things culminating in her murder. Now, my personal belief is that David Westerfield is an evil ratfork who is guilty of everything he’s been accused of, and that the van Dams are not responsible for what happened in any way."
(Jeff, "Martha Stewart and the Personal Hells," June 26, 2006, http://www.jesush.com/?p=113)
Made-up citation: "A 'dirty ratfork' is either a major fucking asshole or a most unclean utensil."